Ever seen a dosa/dosai ? I mean with awe !!!
If you pay close attention to it, before munching it down your throat,in the top view, you will find concentric circles zeroing towards the centre of the dosai. With small pores on the surface of it. If you were to look at an imperfect dosa, it would resemble the milky way galaxy in the profile view, Bulging at the center and thinning down towards the edges. I, Dr.DosaRaman, feel that the Mylapore mami first proposed the shape of our galaxy by this awesome model, the DOSAI, but more on this theory of mine later.
Dosa fundamentally is not a model of a galaxy, it is a model for everything that stumps todays scientists. It is a star, the outer crispier region the Corona of the star. The black spots in it are the sunspots. We can build a huge list of what the Dosa represents. You will be dumbfounded by that huge list you would end up with.
It takes a "Mylapore Mami's" mind to make a dosa which is circular. The circular dosa, it is passe, now you get rectangular, triangular and all sorts of them...
Think of fractal dosas.Yeah you read it right fractal dosas, it would take a genius of a mind to make a dosa that is a fractal. . A dosa that is in itself a self sustaining equation. A recursive call on to the Dosa itself. I guess Mandelbrot might have thought of calling the fractals as Dosatals had he seen Dr.DosaRaman's dosais before. I, Dr.DosaRaman, made the first fractal dosa.
Yes, I am the self proclaimed genius(a villainous laugh shud ring in your ears now - Muahahahaha-) and behold the fractal dosa.
Thank you, thank you so much. Had been waiting for this moment all my life. I dedicate this success to all my lab associates, my friends and family. Without you I couldn't have done this.
First the coveted formula, I am releasing this now on GPL, you can use this as long as there are no monetary gains out of its usage.
Chemicals Required:1. One packet Dosa batter powder.
2. H2O.
Apparatus Required:1. One dosai kal/teflon coating is important it is the catalyst.\
2. Oil(refined oil not crude oil).
Procedure :1. mix the dosa batter powder and water, and set aside for 15 minutes
2DOSA + 4H2O ------teflon------> 2H2S(hydrogen Sulphide) + 2DAO(the oxide of the fallout) + 2H2O2 (Hydrogen Peroxide) 2. Heat the dosai kal well.
3. put some oil, and first make a small dosai. Do not eat that. That is not good for your brain. If you eat that your brains will be stunted.
4. Pour some of the solution that was prepared in step 1, think of the equation u want to make a fractal of, concentrate hard, real hard, then lift the dosai kal and do a circular motion with your hand keeping the plane of the dosai kal a constant.
5. You would see the first phase, the shape of the fractal appearing now. It all depends on how complex the chosen equation is and how well u concentrated.
Complexity of the equation * Concentration Coeffecient = Concentration Level * temperature of the dosai kal * KCwhere KC - Kingkongs constantby the above equation the Complexity is directly propotional to the concentration.
And after 3 minutes you have a nice fractal dosai, with the infinities and zeroes traced on it.
Dosa the elixir for all questions. And yes, my nobel prize money will go into making the new dosa food chain,
DosaiRaman's Dosai Kadai, and I vow to zero off all murugan Idli shops. Dosa shall rule the world.
All hail the mighty Dosa. All Hail the mighty dosaRaman.
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